brad

my real Twitter is @disposedfetus #weldgang #wirefedtillimdead

[brad @thiswaschester]

Only 22 more years until Corona virus is officially funny

[brad @thiswaschester]

This alpha brain got me twisted 🤪

[brad @thiswaschester]

Post firework depression (PFD) is a real thing

[brad @thiswaschester]

The fact that it's 2020 and some games and apps still use an alphabetical keyboard is asinine to me

[brad @thiswaschester]

I feel like I'm letting down joe rogan everytime I don't eat right or exercise

[brad @thiswaschester]

I can't believe this guy's about to get four more years

[brad @thiswaschester]

"aye bro the bars are open!"
*Less than 45 minutes later

[Matteo @matteojones]

Only @DavidJIII ‘s dad

[JT @ThatDamnJosh_]

Imagine tryna open this in a house with 16 people

[brad @thiswaschester]

Eating Denny's in the parking sober. This is a new low.

[brad @thiswaschester]

Imagine looking a baby straight in the eyes and naming it brad

[brad @thiswaschester]

The post Rona world is gonna be wild

[brad @thiswaschester]

I'm drinking water and wearing protection

[brad @thiswaschester]

You know wifey from Australia she said "Cheers mate"

[brad @thiswaschester]

If you tell a girl "if you play your cards right" followed by anything remotely clever there's a 85% chance she'll sleep with you. Example- "omg this margarita is so good" "if you play your cards right I'll show you my penis"

[Glokage 💫 @glokage24s]

Girls: “It’s just a game”

Boys:

[brad @thiswaschester]

Girls named Sam are either a straight ten or beat like a punching bag. No in-between. Let's argue.