a damp heap of sorts

✨a glorious goddamn dingus✨

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

@dokool I WON IN THE END THOUGH

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

@Galia Keep a stiff brush in the shower to scrub a bit while I’m waiting for my deep conditioner to do its thing.

[Crash Test Meg, Head Advice Crone @MegNumbers]

What I’m learning from Barbie and the Taylor Swift tour is that women want to get dressed up and go places and have fun and men are invited but if they’re going to be a drag they can stay home, and that makes some men VERY angry.

[東ゼン労組 Tozen Union @Tozen_Union]

Come join us for a new Tozen Daigaku today at 13:00!
"Understanding your Trade Union Rights: Fighting Unfair Labour Practices in Labour Commission". We'll be discussing the 3 trade union rights, what they mean for you, and how to fight violations.
https://t.co/5BUxJPgPQN

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

Maybe this is my inner old lady talking, but damn it feels nice to clean the bejeezus out of the apartment and get all the bedding washed.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

ROBIN WILLIAMS was born on this day in 1951. The great performer ad-libbing with Elmo is always a treat...

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

I saw a lady on the platform with a chihuahua in a stroller, and she was wearing a tshirt with a photo of what I suspect is the very same chihuahua on it. Queen shit.

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

Spotted one of my uni students wearing a necktie Avril Levigne style and aged a hundred years in a mere moment

[DOMROM @DomRomArt]

Someone Left Their Notebook Behind After Class (1/3)

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

@MarekHradecky @dudebrdglasses @writerofscratch He also tried to sue a bunch of redditors who described their negative experiences with him. Case was in 2018, I believe. The case was dismissed and he Streisand-effected himself unbelievably hard.

[David M Willis! @damnyouwillis]

directing cary elwes in liar liar: uh can you be, like, unfuckable, somehow
cary elwes: seems impossible, but i'll do my best

[re: emma @evemmore]

abba music: 🪩 💃 🕺 🕺 💃 🪩
abba lyrics: I hate my job. I am getting divorced. I am so tired all the time. the Spanish civil war

[Isa // Lord of Crows @Secondlina]

Little fish (1/2)🐟🌸

[Iron Circus Comics (MOVED TO BLUESKY) @ironcircuscomix]

🈹MOVING SALE: ICC is moving store to a new warehouse/fulfiller‼️

We've always offered scratch n' ding books for 50% off, but once the move is done, we won't be offering this deal for foreseeable future.

So this may be your LAST CHANCE to get this deal!

https://t.co/71vO2DbDJN

[obvious plant @obviousplant_]

Happy National Acquaintance Day

[Dan Schkade @DanSchkade]

Wolverine facts

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

We have used books. What were they used for? Do not ask.

[a damp heap of sorts @thiswillhaveto1]

@inki_drop “Yay cuddles!”

“Get this fucker off me”