metamorphothjieves

Jove said I could borrow things without asking

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

hello, if you’re on this page you’re legally obligated to tell me if you have any precious hidden treasures and where they are located

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

(Reading an epistolary novel) I mean you could at least get my name right

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

No but I’ll keep reading that garbage

[Varzenox @Varzenox]

Is reading books worth it

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

Well I don’t judge but you’re usually supposed to fuck the other hole with it and not one on your face

[Valmont @Nox_Iraevi]

I think a vibrator during sex is a direct “fuck you” to the man’s face

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@gmilysm They clearly want to be the only one with a god complex buttplug on here (also, keeping mine!)

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@kaliyugacowgirl Lamb Chop 💔

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@intrnetdaughter Society if we had a weekly drunk driving hour

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@IHateNYT Can he still walk?

[Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Napa Boys @TheDougFiles]

A movie about how drinking is cool and that you should do it all the time

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@peanutttree Very cute!

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@SweatieAngle Thanks for the kirks up

[Memorïa @deathofmeaning]

Werner Herzog’s Lessons of Darkness was a life changing experience

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@intrnetdaughter The American way!

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@PhilipDBunn The situational comedy elements of Plautus, ofc

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@intrnetdaughter Got that usd salary

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

@jenbegakis Asking for PTO from my polycule so I can go into work and code

[A.V. Marraccini @saintsoftness]

Are you demure and nonchalant for the weekend? Cross your paws!

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

Funny, one of the 65lbs dumbbells at my gym went missing entirely.

[Charco @charcoded]

funny how any dumbbells above 60lbs always get put back in the correct spot

[metamorphothjieves @thjieves]

Camera eats first

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[Res Classicae @resclassicae]

A Pompeian fresco showing two Lares holding a rhyton and situla, a Genius offering at an altar, a flute-player, a servant with a vase, and another leading a pig to the altar. Below: an altar with fruits and eggs between two snakes.