je m'en fiche 𓅰

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

you are Not gonna like what i have to say about having 2 drinks a day + 8 on weekends

[Grace @gracecamille_]

ah! it appears my body IS keeping the score!

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

actual recession indicator

[cath is QUERYING ☀️ @lagunabayfables]

ever since someone said that stretch marks kinda look like sunlight on water, i’ve liked mine

[🫧 morgan ✨ @itsdrsweetheart]

not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos

[Matt Turck @mattturck]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[eden @danielarmands]

I am better and smarter than anyone who reads Colleen Hoover.

[mariana @pastapilled]

yayyyy

[dadguykek @dadguykek]

never kill yourself

[Joe, vessel. @thefeudalspirit]

POV: you see a pretty lady

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

The rewards of The mortifying
being loved ordeal of being
known

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Omfg the skeletons are HOT TO GO for Halloween

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. One of the most powerful, evocative, emotional voices in cinema history. This is the first scene that came to mind, it’s one of my favorites of all time.

[𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi_ftw]

what's wrong dear, u barely touched ur Хана Монтана pizza