noah 🍂

25 // ☭ // he/him // bassist // il ne faut plus qu'on pursuive le bonheur

[MLB @MLB]

BRYCE ELDRIDGE WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM 😱

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@fruitingfaith the amount of times i had to wake up and chase my dog down a busy street in flip flops cuz my mom thought she could step out and leave the door open just a crack…

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@AdsoOfBelk @GFoley_4 sitting on the ground in the outfield just ripping grass out of the ground 😂

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I knew it

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here:

https://t.co/Mgp7W8m5xJ

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@tipping_pitches correct!

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

it doesn't seem great that the new internet microcelebrity is "racial antagonist with bear mace"

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Passed a man whose shirt read "I found love in Niles, Illinois." My heart lept. Romance had triumphed yet again. I turn, and see plastered across the back "And it was only 200 bucks!" Ah. Nothing but a cruel mockery. This bitter cynicism will save no one.

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@WhoIsGerald_ @SFGiants @KingofJUCO yes actually, and he was in the Giants org

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I love you dearly in a noncommittal, abstract, and frankly almost useless way

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@penishorts @lunch_enjoyer @TheMonkeyJungle hubert method

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@saywhatagain on my iphone at least, i had to turn on some wonky setting to get it to work. i think i set it to action mode and 30 fps

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Putting “I don’t smoke weed, I don’t eat hotdogs and I definitely don’t eat my own cum!!!” on my resume

[shattamovement @sunday_mic36760]

I only smoke on two occasions when it's my birthday and when it's not Dassit

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

guy at the dispensary said his name is Caillou 😭

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@MaxMannis I had a dream of a free Palestine

[noah 🍂 @thndrstrike]

@vampiric_shirin i saw this shit the other day and was losing my mind trying to make it pop up again, it's so beautiful