paorthie

primary sources aren't good enough; go off only what you know zerothhand(dreams)

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate

[tanvi @Tanvim]

Have to respect the nypost for this one

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Putting on the They Live glasses that immerse you even deeper in ideology

[bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️ @yhdistyminen]

Everyone secretly agrees with me. Anyone who claims otherwise is lying. I have excellent theory of mind.

[Maia @maiamindel]

"the us is founded on prison, police, and private property" is like an angela davis caliber line if we're being honest

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

Either reality is beautiful

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

New phone detected the old one nearby and asked if I wanted to transfer the data

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

if a muslim stood up on a plane and started a monologue with “if you were to die today” they would be dragged out before they could even finish

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

One time this girl was like “I’m OBSESSED with people with scars on their left eyebrow” right in my ear and I turned around like omgggg that’s a crazy coincidence that’s exactly where my scar is and then I turned back around went on with the rest of my night and I was not joking

[cary @brokebackstan]

Hey! I'm so glad you reached out. I'm actually at capacity/helping someone else who's in crisis/dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don't think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect later instead/Do you have someone else you could reach out to?

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

Once I sneezed among friends and no one said anything, so I said "what? No bless yous for Giacomo?" in an Italian accent and everyone looked at me like I was clinically insane. So I probably won't be doing that again

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

i can't believe her parents named her Scientists

[Altitude Era Kane 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦉 @JailTheEnglish]

😐

[ganso @gansotonto73]

It is done. The SSPX have been put into the crystals.

[Laurasia, Pangea @AdvilCherry]

therapist really said "what does it take to to get suicide off the table" like it was an business proposal

[Interro 🏺🔧♨️🏔🔳 @Interrobang_2]

little known fact: the United States was actually founded by refugees fleeing the Fall of Troy

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

It’s happening