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(à la runforthecube)

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thought #7: the reason disney channel interiors are so well decorated is that they only have to decorate half of the room (good luck charlie, et al., 2014).

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si alguien quiera hablar conmigo en español a fin de que pueda practicar durante de esta cuarentena, házmelo saber 🤙🏼

[Papa Franciscus – ARCHIVUM @Pontifex266_ln]

#OremusOmnes etiam pro incommodis, quae his diebus experiuntur familiae cum filiis #autisticomalo correptis, et pro omnibus aliter aptis.

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ALSO he has a LATIN twitter account (@Pontifex_ln) because why wouldn’t he

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the pope’s social media accounts only follow himself in different languages

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why do i have three twitter accounts?

why do i stay up 2 hours later before online classes even though the only difference in prep time is the 7 minute walk i no longer have to take?

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Could the Communist Manifesto be seen as a cult classic?

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do not go gentle into that good night

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hi my aesthetic is seasonal christmas teas from @republicoftea

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back from mexico better check what my friends have been up to on the venmo activity tab

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flying is so cool. wanna go somewhere but there’s a big rock in the way? yeet yourself and 173 of your closest friends over it in an air torpedo

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hi i would like to report to our capitalist overlords that canada dry is the only major producer of ginger ale and this is not what adam smith died for

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does Braille have fonts?

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Most of this is stil true

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@em_jones45 yes a fitter

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

@thocarroughts We have thought about it, Thomas, but unfortunately we have yet to solve what our scientists call "The Items Going Upside-Down In The Tube And Spilling Everywhere Problem." 😅 For now, we think handing you your order is the safest way to go!

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@McDonalds just a heads up: the way the bank give you stuff at their drive thru is way cooler, maybe you should install some McPneumaticTubes

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i pulled over to pet a deer and it ran away

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okay, hear me out: john 1:1, but read in the voice that does the line instructions for busch gardens europe’s verbolten

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what if you gave a server your debit card and said “keep the change”