Thor Johnson

These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

Kellian Eric Michael Johnson arrived at 9:58 pm on 3/20/2021. 7 lbs 10oz, 19 in long, perfectly healthy

Mom and dad love you a lot, forever, and a long time 💙💚

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

No longer interested in being on this platform. @thojo98 on instagram, Snapchat, and whichever else.

Check out https://t.co/zypAONh1Qr for my bands nexts gigs and updates

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

🎯

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

I have a band now, kids.

https://t.co/dpAasyg0mS

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I have an answer:

A plane crashed into a nearby tower launching said columns

[Richard Gage, AIA, Architect @RichardGage_911]

[RG911Team] 23 years later…

And the government still can’t explain how steel columns were ejected from the Twin Towers during the collapse on 9/11 and impaled themselves into a building hundreds of feet away.

Explosives, anyone?

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

Alright whoever this chick is popping off at someone over the phone at 11:30 in the palisades on a Saturday night, I hope you choke on your spit and get embarrassed

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

@shoegays @LennyKravitz

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

I WANT A PHYSICAL DISC WITH THE MOVIE ON IT! A DVD IN 4k WITH EXTRAS AND DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY!! AND IN THE CORRECT ASPECT RATIO AND ORIGINAL COLOR GRADING! ENOUGH OF THIS STREAMING CONTENT BULLSHIT!!!

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

@paolini I’m assuming the westernmost landmass is Alagaesia?

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

The Riddler is a weird choice but I stand behind her decision

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

12 year old Thor had some keen takes

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

🤨🤨🤨

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Americans in November

[LaCroix Jenkins @poe_collector]

I can’t

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

We used to be a country. A proper country.

[Chris Hemsworth @chrishemsworth]

Bring Me Thanos!!!

[Thor Johnson @thojo98]

@paolini “We’ve been trying to reach you about your dragon’s extended warranty”

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

Pulling out the hammer is insane