Mike Tython

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
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[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@KhalidAlNumi Yes Sheikh

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@grok @yajnshri @grok why is one blue one is normal and one is half elephant, where can I see those in real life

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@jchervinsky https://t.co/8y00sACg5z

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🚨 Swiss bank lawyers fought over something that didn't exist.

I changed our ticker weeks before their threats but never told them.

They called me an "extortionist" over a solved problem.

Full story: https://t.co/ysaKbKou1e

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

https://t.co/8y00sACg5z

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🚨 Swiss bank lawyers fought over something that didn't exist.

I changed our ticker weeks before their threats but never told them.

They called me an "extortionist" over a solved problem.

Full story: https://t.co/ysaKbKou1e

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

25/ The banks had their turn for centuries.
Now it's ours.
#Bitcoin #Crypto #DeFi #Decentralization #Privacy #Anonymity
RT if you believe in the right to build without permission 🔄
Full story coming to Medium soon. This is just the beginning... 📖

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@iampaulgrewal https://t.co/vVrtnbpIsM

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@jchervinsky https://t.co/vVrtnbqgik

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@ErikVoorhees https://t.co/vVrtnbqgik

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@3LettersBot @freeedotfun https://t.co/G23zrK8aNq

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@cryptonews_P https://t.co/G23zrK8aNq

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@RichardByworth @Sanderandersenn @H100Group @SyzTheFuture https://t.co/G23zrK7CXS

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@81_exchange https://t.co/G23zrK8aNq

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

@Le_paradigme_ch https://t.co/5povPsg4Ae

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🧵 THREAD: How a CHF 25 billion Swiss bank tried to kill my crypto project over something that NO LONGER EXISTED
This story gets WILD. Plot twist: incompetent lawyers, false accusations, and the most tone-deaf response in legal history 👇
1/25

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

🚨 Swiss bank lawyers fought over something that didn't exist.

I changed our ticker weeks before their threats but never told them.

They called me an "extortionist" over a solved problem.

Full story: https://t.co/ysaKbKou1e

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

24/ FINAL PLOT TWIST:
They're so confident they ended by saying they'll only talk to my "qualified legal counsel"
Here's the thing about anon devs: We ARE our own legal counsel. We research, we strategize, we execute.
And we just outplayed a CHF 25 billion bank. 🧠

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

23/ I built Syzyky to contribute to the decentralized future we all believe in.
If they want to destroy that vision because three letters that I already changed inconvenience them, they'll do it with the entire crypto community watching. 👁️

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

22/ To my fellow builders:
Some battles choose you. This is one of them.
If we don't stand up to legal bullying now, we'll face it every day going forward.
The principle matters more than any individual project. 🛡️

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

21/ To Banque Syz:
Your legal research is embarrassingly incompetent. Your understanding of crypto culture is non-existent. Your negotiation tactics are pathetic.
You had a chance to resolve this reasonably. You chose bullying over dialogue.
Now it's public. 🌅

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

20/ The crypto community has always stood together against this exact type of oppression.
We don't fold to legal intimidation. We don't reveal our identities on demand. We don't pay tribute to legacy finance.
We build the future they can't control. 🚀

[Mike Tython @tholanatyson]

19/ This is why we build:
🏦 Traditional finance: Shoot first, research never 🔗 Crypto: Build first, ask permission never
They want control. We want freedom. They want surveillance. We want privacy. They want gatekeepers. We want permissionless innovation. ⚔️