I was at a doctor’s appointment once and the nurse asked me what I had eaten that day I said “uhh just a coffee and a donut” and she looked at me and said “like a cop?” and she honestly ate me up so bad I will never forget her.
I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know
Gay Guy Music Video Night refers to the activity not necessarily the demographics involved. A group of women can have Gay Guy Music Video Night. A doll and 3 straight guys can have Gay Guy Music Video Night. The name merely honors the originators of the tradition
First ever dinner w coworker and she was like “I’m going to go cruising tonight” and i was like i dont think that means what you think it does and she was like “im going to try to find a stranger to have sex with in public”. Like ok that’s my b