FUNNY GUY

Love to make people smile and laugh makes me feel warm imside when someone folows me :) i follow back

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#codvsbattlefield #rapbattle
Battlefield: explain how a game claiming to have such a realistic dog could be such a fake bitch :O

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#hungry
Hey man im hungry
Then get up and make something to eat
Can u make it for me plzz
Noo
Im not hungry anymore

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Yo mammas a fairytale shes to big to be real:O

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#geeks
no dad im not going out its dangerous theres rapists n robbers n rapists who rape robbers n robbers who rob rapists..Oo eh eh

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Theres one thing money cant buy.......yo mamma cause everybody knows shes free

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Its funny how we live in a period of time that peace,love and positivity is concidered corny

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#bestcomeback haha thats funny because abt 13 yrs go my dad saw ur mom at the whore house wid ur dad.....looks like u werent meant to be

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When someone calls that you dont like and u by mistake answer : " hey there im just busy walking threw a doorway talk later"

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I have a prob can u help
Yeahh... um u see that tree over there it gives a shit

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Running .... just to much effort;|
I mean like u have to lift up ur legs at that speed. Ah ah i aint doing that

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They say if u punch or hurt a guy u like them
Girlfriend; well i must really love my boyfriend then

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Why you at school so early?
My mom told me to go to hell;)

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Yep tooo true

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Dont u just hate school :'(

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Girl: I dont wanna send a pic to this guy showing my body.
Me: Yeaa.....im not sure a phone can take that much Gigabites

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She called me crazy.. yoh i almost fell off my unicorn

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#shyguy haha...stop it........ill cut u

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True;)

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Im sooo proud to be half german:D

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This is me!!