A visual representation of me struggling to focus at work for the past few days (it is getting progressively worse (please send help (I shouldn't have played this game
Would you ask a fish how to catch a fish? No. Hereβs how you attract a man:
1. Make a loud shriek or laugh. This will signal to his male brain that you are present.
2. Entice him with your fertility by throwing a box of tampons at his head.
3. Wink at him repeatedly to establish sexual interest.
4. Boast about your sexual prowess and how many men youβve had, so he knows youβre good in bed.
5. Bring him dead rabbits and stoats to establish that you can hunt for his offspring.
IGNORE the males on this, they are lying to you, this is what works according to science