thomas

going ✈️ pendejadas

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

good morning twitter after heavy contemplation i am excited to announce that i offer you nothing today

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

expedia is doing amazing things on my instagram algorithm this morning

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

had to drive from LA to anaheim in the rain today i’m afraid i did not beat any stereotypes

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[Isaac @IsaacCon2a]

LUX

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

angel loses his wings this weekend (new job’s social media policy) 😔😔😔😔

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

whoever introduces the concept of using headphones in public to italians should win the nobel peace prize im so serious

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

if you’re a frequent lime scooter rider im sorry but you’re not seeing the pearly gates of heaven

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the “noooo you’ll never achieve anything unless you protest the correct way” folks in shambles

[james tom @jestom]

"I asked chatgpt"
I confided in amazon
I confessed to mcdonald's
I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

there’s something soooo berkeley about getting yelled at by an old man for parking in “his parking spot” (a public sidewalk) while he has this in his front yard

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

(i’m taking it in oakland)

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

do you think kim k and i will share a table in the pasadena convention center for the july 2025 bar exam

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kim Kardashian announces she has graduated from law school after 6 years.

[thomas @thomas__saenz]

save me unsweetened iced matcha latte with oat milk in 70° weather,,, save me

[melt @TianaHRR]

u ppl dont kno abt house music

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

sistine carriages

[gal pacino @weyes_ass]

First pope to be on snoopy twitter??