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@tobytarrant gutted we missed you last week

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Hey @Tesco, why do all your strawberry trifles keep going mouldy on or before the use by date?

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@tobytarrant Phil tufnell

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@TheGlastoThingy I watched both of cams sets. They were both crazy. He is such a dude.

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@TheGlastoThingy @MotionBristol @BristolInMotion Only other UK date is September 13th. He's next date after the 22nd June is 03 July so big gap.

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@domisatwit who you got tomorrow Dom? Home town or your beloved scousers

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@AC_hpsolutions Miss quoted

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@tobytarrant play @TheAmazons Toby for god sake. PLEASE!

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@tobytarrant play @TheAmazons will you please

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@gothicvamp18881 @AdrianEdmondson Pretty sure ade directed it. Or produced?

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@_DHOTYA Awkward 3some

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@dolphhamer @MayorofLondon No. Get a proper car

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@dolphhamer @SadiqKhan No. Fuck off

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@tobytarrant Had these 2 walk past me yesterday. No idea where they were going

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@TheGlastoThingy @GlastoGazette @Marcuspartacus Not a great time to be eating my chicken chasseur while reading this 🤢

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@StateOfLinkedIn The shark wasn't up till 6am Sunday morning sniffing it's way through Colombia's finest wanking itself silly though was it!

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@AC_hpsolutions @Ongasuk Peado peel stage

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@PollyJames @arcticnumpties Scam fender

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@TheRockRevival_ @DCorbs10