Thomas

Life is materially better since I stopped using Twitter. But I also bought nice thick socks, so might be that. Impossible to tell

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

She (the album cover to Janet Jackson's The Velvet Rope) is done (and she's been done for a week now tbh)

[dan burn was up front. @volvicstorm98]

They made Robbie a monkey because there's no cheeky chappy British actor that could get at all close to his late 90s persona anymore. Posh people, as all actors currently are, cannot conceive of bein a geezer in Stoke

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

@volvicstorm98 Thank you for highlighting our plight

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

https://t.co/NrR4c65f0a

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

They say Texas ain't no Oldham 😌

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

@Strixvarias Always knew we were bots

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

okay

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

Sorry if I don't like your tweet for a bit 😭

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

@wheresjuul Broccoli

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

I know I just moved to Manchester but I might move to Bristol

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

I'm listening to Love Deluxe in the bath again

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

I'm 28 and still yet to decide how I'd like to pronounce croissant

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

Me to God:

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

So help me God

[Sky News @SkyNews]

People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God" https://t.co/YfomZJSK8e

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

@therealdanpower @maryjanetxt I liked the tern's lil tippy tappers

[Pía @pia_dmn]

Nonono el perrito mirando a jared leto as gato gigante

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

(to the tune of Boy's a Liar) this girl's on fire

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

@TenaciousG_ I'll bring my piano next weekend

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

Sunday morning Gymnopédie No. 1, with help from a ffrothi coffi

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

@MattyPotty Diolch boyo!!!

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

9️⃣

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

*playing Diana Ross - I'm Coming Out*

[Thomas @thomas_beeston]

Ocho!!! Celebrated at the weekend by singing I Believe in a Thing Called Love at The K Hole