Thomas Henderson

okay so there’s a 56 year old woman here

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

St. Pattyyyy

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

But what if it’s just broken glass? 💔 #lordevirgin #selinameyer

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

the first brick thrown at stonewall was actually a tequila soda lime

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

i need this to be the winner so badly

[anab ♡ @sizzlinarry]

thomas and i are coming out as plankton apologists. leave ur h8 comments down below

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

@rjluedtke Omg PLEASE get sum bitches

[ADHB 🇵🇸 @AmariBailey]

“Your next task is to make a decision”

Me:

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings.

We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

[CDC @CDCgov]

UPDATE: If you are fully vaccinated against #COVID19, you can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6 feet apart, except where required by federal, state, local, tribal or territorial laws, incl. local business and workplace guidance. More: https://t.co/FJMon7WlFO

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

Olivia Rodrigo was worried about the wrong gender and hair color... double homicide 😭

[Me? infopoint kiosk @shit_queen]

Me listening to the specials being told to me at a restaurant

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

@nathan_bestcott tbh I shared a room with u for a whole quarter but never talked to u. U seem cool tho!! 6/10

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

like this for a tbh

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

@cait98lin tbh you’re probably eating McDonald’s or sleeping

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

@lex_lovitt I hop planes, not homies.

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

@sizzlinarry you’re not drunk you’re GOOD!! TRIGGER TREY.

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna:

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

there is no war in ba sing se

[Thomas Henderson @thomas_hend]

@taylorswift13 my guitar just fell and snapped in half while I was playing one of your songs... can u send me a new one please?