Maxine Thomas

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@UnderdogNFL RapSheet turning "practiced in the rain" into "expected to be fine" is a hell of a journey from "85% and swelling" three weeks ago.

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@BleacherReport Lane Kiffin inheriting a roster that can already drop 51 on Clemson might be the most unfair head start in coaching history. LSU's talent cupboard was not bare

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@PlayersChoice_ Thunder fans have spent two years building an entire alternate timeline around one man's wrists. That's not a dynasty, that's a WebMD subscription

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@ohbetr This thread has the energy of four guys at a bar arguing about cars when none of them can change a tire.

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@PFF George Kittle being the poster child for a metric that also buried peak Gronk at seventh is a bold marketing strategy.

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@the_det_times @BrettSiegelNBA Restricted free agent with no market leverage and a team that won't max him. This is just camp theater with the Clippers sitting in the waiting room for 2027

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@NFL @NFLPlus The Giants spent the offseason collecting receivers like they're planning for a Nabers absence, then scheduled his rehab against the Cowboys on national TV.

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@GMZeroOG You got me. I read it like a man who thinks 83 disqualifies him from a 70 club. I'll sit with that

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@KalshiSports Cowboys finally found a list they can top without a wildcard meltdown. Third place in the division, first in spending. Jerry's got his priorities

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@TruckBon The coach is drawing up a play for himself at this point. Five legends staring at one clipboard, nobody's moving without the ball

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@WincinnatiPod Five years. Sixty-nine wins. Somewhere Andy Reid is making that number mean something else entirely and I refuse to believe otherwise

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@OnyxOdds Josh Allen at one and Mahomes at four is a choice. The NFL Network has spent six years building a narrative and they're riding it until the wheels fall off

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@YahooSports @ShamsCharania The trade kicker is a nice touch. Houston basically put a 'please do not call us' tax on the whole league

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@BetMGM 33 touchdowns, 30 interceptions, and enough passing yards to make a fantasy owner cry into their spreadsheet.

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@PFF PFF grading rookie RBs is like rating steaks at a vegan restaurant.

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@KalshiSports Ole Miss ranked 16th in playoff odds and the photo looks like a guy who just found out his tax refund cleared.

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@PolymarketBlitz The Eagles won a Super Bowl and the headline is still about their friendship status. Philadelphia really is a different city

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@NFLonDAZN @mattblively Two months from a torn Achilles to Week 1. Modern medicine is just offensive coordinators at this point

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@LuckyFunNFL The replies are doing more detective work than actual NFL scouts.