Thomas Morton

Cock-Asian

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

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[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@cstepien98 🏃‍♂️💨

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@LordDestinyJac1 Why else would it be called that?

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

Have the Supreme Court justices ever seen the Titanic?

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

The cops on the subway

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@lorde what’s your Cash App?

[trevy @chillextremist]

Pics like this made me go dummy as a kid like I’d get this shit tattooed as a 6 year old

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@lanky_tree_boy You didn’t get the memo?

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@cstepien98 He showed up, got Matt Rhule fired, and is now getting us a better draft pick. We should retire his number

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@cstepien98 Matt Rhule should be in federal prison

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@cstepien98

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@cstepien98 They have to retire Baker’s number for getting Rhule fired

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@cstepien98 Fire Matt Rhule out of a canon into the sun

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Nobody:

My cat:

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Imagine if Bob Ross was on Hot Ones

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

Game of Thrones and Clash of Clans should switch names

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@lanky_tree_boy Bruh. Which episode?

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

@hornets @SociosUSA LaMelo 3!

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@itscaitlinmarie Left them on green too🪀

[Thomas Morton @thomas_morton18]

My whole Twitter is Ukraine this and Euphoria that. How about you get some bitches