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[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

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[Connor Sutton @Suttzy55]

At least if a girl gets blackout at a concert, she can re-live 73 out of the 90 minute set via snap chat.... #HopeYouRunOutOfData

[Skratch @Skratch]

#TigerTuesdays

Tiger didn't get that good by accident.

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

I remember 2016 like it was yesterday. #harambe #bowie #yourbullshit

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

Nothing gets your heart rate going, like an upload of new movies on Netflix

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

Never once, have I thought I've needed reading glasses. Until Instagram updated my phone.

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Zero respect for Odor. Never had respect for him, never will.

[Mike Commodore @commie22]

Forget about hydrating Nashville..Dump the water bottles out and fill them up with Bourbon..play the 3rd buzzed then #PackYourShit + go home

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

When Willet and DJ find out what's happening behind them with Spieth... #Masters

[College Golf @College_Golfers]

Jordan Spieth has missed 16 cuts so far in his career.

Tiger Woods has missed 15 cuts.

There will never be another Tiger Woods.

[SLURBS @Z_Urban6]

Officially not a David Price fan 💔

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

Black Friday? Or the Purge? You tell me #deathbyshopping

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

I swear to god, people only go to emerge to get a patient bracelet to take a snapchat #sympathywhores

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

When your alarm goes off and you grab the TV remote to turn it down... #mondays

[thomas pistore @thomas_pistore]

Shit... I accidentally said "happy Mother's Day" in person without writing a paragraph about it on social media