Thomas Tomford

Long lost brother of Bret, '83 All-County Second Team Wrestler, East Tech '84 (no longer allowed within 250 ft of schools), recovering quaalude user

[Shawnee Wulf @ShawneeWulf1]

Leftoids hate him for the Iraq war.

I hate him for kneecapping the Tomcat upgrade program to satisfy his hate boner for Grumman.

We are not the same.

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

Been doing geometric algebra as of late and have concluded that, being 4-dimensional beings, if your current vector path of “succeeding” reaches a minima, you can always move orthogonally (jack off, gamble, rip lines) to circumvent the saddle point #retardmath

[corsaren @corsaren]

Local minima are extremely rare in high dimensional spaces, so if you ever feel stuck in a rut it’s probably just because you aren’t considering a wide enough set of orthogonal options

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

Captain Kirk touched my phaser when I was a minor #Trekkie #SabrinaCarpenter #Labubu #Retard #RealMAGAPatriot #AOC

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

I apologize for my previous post, my neuralink made me a paraplegic for 48 hours for “bad behavior”

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

I put a flock camera in Bibi’s bathroom and watched him take a poop…. Who knew trumps mouth could open that wide!!!!

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

@braden_tewinkel @KimGeorgeton @stelzner_n1150 AI is far too nascent to be effectively used by millions, if not billions, of people. I am not against LLMs as a whole but unrestricted access to an infantile tool is not good. We waste exceptional amounts of energy generating derivative slop and use it as an excuse to cut jobs

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

@braden_tewinkel @KimGeorgeton @stelzner_n1150 You’re not a serious person and your faux intellectualism is going to be the nail in the coffin of our republic and the so called “free market” you so desperately cling to.

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

I, Tom Tomford, regret to inform the masses that Bibi DID NOT die to ass cancer. A truly regrettable outcome for our fearless leader. Better luck next time fellas!

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

@wallyrashid

[Clash of Clans @ClashofClans]

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The Shop awaits your most cultured decision.

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

I, Tom Tomford, am delivering an important service announcement. He who controls the goybeam (the Tomford family), controls the world.

TAKE NOTES

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

@grok I’m Tom Tomford

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

@grok Thanks, I’ll try that. I was using steel wool and sandpaper and was having a tough time

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

@ZachTomford @PerleLabs Give me my account back you hacking scum. @grok blow this man’s scrotum to smithereens

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

The Sandy Cheeks shooting of 2012 was fake and orchestrated by the libs... this is the hill I die on !!!!

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

Amazing nighT discussing how To pick up where EpsTein lefT off wiTh broTher breT, enjoyed some of clevelands highesT qualiTy 2 percenT milk and doublecup wock! (donT mind breTs bald head, his excessive TesTosTerone made him hairless)

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

leT ol breT go! Those were my quaadudes (leT me geT Those back Too)

[Tach Zomford🐬TermMax @ZachTomford]

PLEASE DONATE TO MY GOFUND ME! Bret got arrested in euclid on charges of child endangerment and possession of quaaludes... his bond is 2.3 billion dollars and we NEED to get him out asap! Please retweet and help raise funds! #thattomfordlife

[Thomas Tomford @thomas_tomford]

jusT goT a TwiTTer To spread The good news! I, Tom Tomford, broTher of breT Tomford, jusT goT ouT The peniTenTiary! nice Try legal sysTem, she said she was 18 😈 #AgeisjusTanumber now where can a Tomf geT some 'ludes round here??