Lawrence J Greenberg

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

commenting “ok but i’m fat” on all instagram models bikinis pics

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

i’m a mcpickle pounder sun, lily pad moon, tomatonator rising

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

Steve Harvey cheeseburger cant hurt me steveHarvey cheeseburger cant hurt me

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

#SoybeanWind

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

Just asked my cat to smoke a blunt with me- he said YES!

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

my coworker is only 5 weeks pregnant and has been going out of her way to show off all her symptoms which include eating every 5 min in the break room and telling me “I think the baby likes tacos” can somebody kill me please

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

Imagine seeing The Fray in concert like where would they even have it, Kohls??

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

This that take my dick out weather.

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

@flooreditboy I usually opt for a full business casual fit (slacks and button down). increases mobility and endurance

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

every time I feel retarded at the gym I see someone working out in pajama pants and I immediately feel better

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

@flooreditboy uhhhh bro! i’m right here 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

where all the bad bitches who play minesweeper at

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

joining the fb group Jersey Shore Day Drinkers Club was the best thing I could’ve done because I get to see recurring characters like this guy ‘Louie Brooklyn’

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

I wish I could be shrunken down to mini size and be put in the shoprite olive bar

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

horrors beyond belief happen every day in this world and yet people choose to lose their shit over some retard tweeting “your body my choice”

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

Visiting my parents is cool cuz I always leave with a bag of random goods this time I got blueberry cobbler, pineapple, a bag of vitamin D pills and a garlic roaster

[Lawrence J Greenberg @thomasbahamis]

Unironically listened to Blue (Da Ba Dee) in the car like 5 times today just blasting it through the speakers, shit goes unbelievably hard