Thomas Ballard

I woke up feeling the cheesiest, Coach.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "They're dumb, the Dumocrats. When I watch that, where one of them thought it was' World War 11.' She said 'World War 11." She meant World War II.

Trump: "2 Corinthians."

[Grant Addison @jgrantaddison]

Paxton’s lawsuit threat was so unbelievably stupid it actually saved college football on accident by making Texas Tech actually have to defend themselves in court and they balked lmao

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Ukraine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever…

[Cliff Burgess @CburgesCliff]

Does help explain the lack of werewolves in Argentina.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Watching French soccer.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

The war will be over soon

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

i'm glad more people are learning about the delightful naming conventions in civil forfeiture caselaw

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

nobody's been this far from a Waffle House before

[Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri]

“I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.”

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Very cool

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

"When Trump says that he’s leading us on an excursion, that he’s obliterated the enemy’s weapons, that the excursion is complete, and that it will end with a surrender, it’s natural to think these terms mean what they used to mean. They don’t."
https://t.co/7wiZX21lPd

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Some hilarious shade in this @nytimes story about Kash Patel's girlfriend

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Important reminder for today: 🫡 #USAHockey

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Using military lawyers to prosecute or adjudicate cases because civilian lawyers are resigning over ethical or legal concerns crosses a line. That is the kindest, most restrained way to put it. ICYMI @MarkHertling:
https://t.co/km6Dw5XjFR

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

A game with nothing but field goals at the half?

We were born in it, molded by it.

[AG @AGHamilton29]

This is absolutely not true.

Simply possessing a firearm does not justify lethal of force. Someone has to signal they will use the weapon in a way that is a threat to law enforcement in order to justify such a use of force.

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

Clearer image shows that the firearm removed from the scuffle by an agent prior to the shooting in Minneapolis was almost definitely the victim’s Sig P320, meaning he was unarmed when shot by agents with Border Patrol and Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE).

[Martha the Mop Lady @TheMopLady]

Making sure the doordash driver is gone before I open my front door to grab the food.