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[Tomasaurusrex @thomasbarrero]

Being a lineman doesn’t give much glory, but that’s alright. As long as I’m protecting my brothers I know that we will go far together. 💙

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[lets all kill ourselves @MexicanWoker]

Mexico is out, I’m unemployed, the loml don’t fw me, I’m fat…let’s just kill ourselves

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

As a grown ass man I’m not working 10 hours to come home and argue with a fat bitch

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Brack @brackNmild]

Those blokes are about to have their knickers blown off

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

Sorry for texting back instantly, my phone is in my hand, I'm mature and I like u

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

Grown ass men watching love island, go change some brakes fuck nigga

[🔪 @rileyslikk]

my lungs are horny for cigarettes

[frick @gofrickurself]

I got an itch between my eyes only buckshot can scratch

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

Just a beer for me kimosabe

[Mads @europemaxxed]

me and my cigs against the world

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Thank you

[TaxedBrass @FakeTaxedBrass]

Second loudest after a black woman on public transit

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

how the 19 year old waitress looks at you when your bitch wife takes your son to the restroom

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

So true

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[kordell @lledrook]

this nigga never going back home LMFAOOO

[Rav @TonyRav]

Can the US just host the World Cup every year