ThomasChortle

I'm a Darling Boy

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@RussoAlmostDead That Presale was a clusterfuck of galactic proportions. @Ticketmaster is a bucket of rancid cuntmeat.

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@RussoAlmostDead Presale codes? C'mon fellas...

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Train wheels rollin thru the back of my memory...

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@SoCaDeadHead1 @GratefulDead Aunt Clara must be over for a visit.

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@LegionofMary46 My fave Jimi song by a looooooong shot.

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@GratefulDead The womb.

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@LilNasX Look what you did to easter. Happy now?

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@LilNasX Love the video, sorry it bothered all these right-wing "christian" faggots.

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People complaining about gay themes in media always sound like a bunch of fucking faggots. @LilNasX "What kind of fag can't handle 2 men kissing?" "Afraid of satan? Really?! Sounds a little faggy to me."

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"A friend of the devil is a friend of mine." @LilNasX @GratefulDead

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@GratefulDead The REAL Doobie Brothers

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@HillaryClinton Not worried, my dog Epstein is the very picture of health.

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@GratefulDead Crippled but free, I was blind all the time I was learnin' to see.

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@brucewayne5687 5 weeks for me yesterday. Great work, keep it up!

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@OpieRadio Like Woodstock. Don't take the Opie w/ Jim acid!

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#JoeFuckingBiden needs to happen.

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My favorite memory of now is squinting at every ol' white face on TV & thinking, murmuring, shouting, or often beseeching of the Reptilian Recruitment rep, "Is that Joe fucking Biden?"

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@JAMEL_AKA_JAMAL They are interrupting your YT vids w/ unskippable Allstate Ins ads! Big time! Keep doing GD vids! So fing happy for you.

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@JDWilliamsEnt Good or bad, don't walk out like a reverse cowboy.

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Youtube letting me see black girls like my own music is best part of youtube.