thomy

sugar honey iced tea

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

just saw someone at the grocery store ask chatgpt which aisle the pasta is on

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

It's funny how we use to tell people with anxiety that "people in public aren't making fun of you, they don't even notice you so don't be scared" and then the internet just proved to us that people will make fun of you when you're in public for virtually no reason at all.

[onigiri tajine @metrobleu]

je pense très souvent à ce tweet

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

sucking dick and cock, and i was like “oh my god” … and you did it at my birthday dinner

[EnZigZag 🍩 @EnZigZag]

Salaire brut / Salaire net 🫣

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Sylvain Chazot @sychazot]

Ça, dans 10 ans, on se souviendra tous où on était quand on a appris cette nouvelle

[Germaine ABAYIRINGIRA @Trichiia]

Retirement plan

[james hawkins @james406]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Typing your email and password on your tv with the remote

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Suffering looks exactly like this:

[Austine @theereal_one]

working on a laptop outside is an awful experience

[𝗫𝘆𝗻ᥫ᭡ @xynifyy]

how I feel when I double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

[n x d @nxd1979]

thinking again about "i've yassified her to maintain anonymity"

[MacLesggy @MacLesggy]

À 1,8 mg/kg de glyphosate, il faudrait donc manger, pour mes 75 kg, en 24 h, 63 kg de lentilles cuites pour atteindre la Dose Journellement Admissible (laquelle est évaluée comme sans risque). 😂J’espère que c’est dit dans le reste du reportage…
#realfacts

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Nothing like 4 divorces and 6 engagements to find out you’re the problem