Thomas

[🇹🇷🇧🇷🇲🇽 ིྀི @free0bito]

GET MESSI AND ARGENTINES OUT OF MY TL

[miia @miiagarro]

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world hoe

[o @acquaintf8]

The corgi to the other dogs:

[axel @axelhrr]

moi à 4h du matin en train de regarder la vidéo d’une fraise qui trompe une banane avec une aubergine

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[adri. @adrianawadee]

All jokes aside. She’s doing so much postpartum. I hope she gets enough rest and care after each stop.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

girl with so much aura that I almost liked a hate tweet

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

one thing about me….i will cancel plans and stay the fuck home!

[p 🌊 💿 🩻 @goldedkintsugi]

she changed the trajectory of it all

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Flirting at 18 was pure adrenaline. Flirting at 27 is a job interview where both candidates want to give up before it even starts.

[𝓐𝓶𝓷•❀🇲🇦 @ndr2_12]

Les gens qui demandent « est-ce que je peux t’appeler ? » sont tellement adorables. Genre évidemment que tu ne peux pas, mais c’est trop mignon.

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

STAY AWAY FROM HIM

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me after saying I have to lock in

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

how it feels bothering the same 3 people everyday

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Please don't invite me over if you have a leather couch that's peeling. I will peel it some more when you're not looking

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

Well we can’t watch porn on Tumblr anymore so I’m gonna need y’all to stop with this performative shit immediately

[: @_dxllz7]

Opening twitter in any public space