Thomas Douglas.

[knighty @_lknighty]

Jose is the goat of all goats mate. He flung the keeper up there and he scored a header any CF would be proud of. I love football.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

During the filming of Gladiator, actor Oliver Reed, who played Proximo, died of a heart attack in a bar after drinking three bottles of rum, eight beers, and multiple doubles of whiskey and cognac, and beating five young Royal Navy sailors at arm wrestling. He died like a true gladiator.

[Thomas Douglas. @ThomasDouglas90]

Wait
There’s a limit 🤨

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Shabana Mahmood says the £200 limit on shoplifting is to be removed, allowing police to go after all shop thefts

[@LBC]

[KJ @KJ_1310]

it’s called winter you fucking lunatic

[Ravishing Rick Rude @BLACK_GATSBY]

Me and @ThomasDouglas90 been saying it for time, that man can fight

[Thomas Douglas. @ThomasDouglas90]

@BLACK_GATSBY We (you) know our shit

[Thomas Douglas. @ThomasDouglas90]

@BLACK_GATSBY You are wild 😩

[@PhilMealey.bsky.social @PhilMealey]

Hi everyone. Thanks for all the lovely comments about Early Doors. Just thought I would let people know that it’s available to watch on iPlayer. Hope you enjoy watching it again🍻

[kenno @AKenny_10]

Well it turns out the worm has got his way, The Abercrombie supposedly shutting down at the end of February to make way for more of his plans. Fucking sell out cunt.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Fear for his family tonight, seriously

[Thomas Douglas. @ThomasDouglas90]

🤡

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"No chance" ❌

Merse gives his prediction for Arsenal vs Man Utd 👀

[Ravishing Rick Rude @BLACK_GATSBY]

😂

[Carl 📷 @carl_thompson70]

Murphy's £3.75p a pint in the Rising Sun, lads.
Barkeep has just told me it will be £2 a pint in January Sun-Thurs.

Manchester

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨For everyone who is saying that we need to bring him back — He wasn’t good enough for PL.

Serie A is a joke. Chelsea flop Pulisic is the current top scorer and 38yr old Vardy just won player of the month.

You think any Chelsea fans want pulisic back? Move on!

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

the only acceptable greeting for the next 2 days

[Cantona Collars AKA Larry @Cantona_Collars]

The look your father gives you when you crack open a can at 10am on Christmas morning.

[- @sulkfenomeno]

The worst thing about us being bad is having bums like this openly try to rewrite history in front of our eyes.

One of the WORST players that I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching throwing shade at the club he was begging to stay at. Try focus on actually playing well mate.

[Rhodri Giggs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @rodjamesgiggs]

Just commentate, baffles me how Neville can give advice about coaching. You was terrible at that. Just commentate on the game you insufferable man.

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Feel like we’ve been saying “MUFC go 5th, with the same points as 4th, with a win today” for months.
But MUFC will go 5th, with the same points as 4th, with a win today.

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨🎙️ | Ruben Amorim BIG QUOTES on his comments about academy players last week:

"I think the feeling a little bit of ENTITLED one we have in our club, sometimes strong words is not bad words, difficult moments are not bad for the kids. We don’t need always to be accolades for every situation.

"You guys talk about players who speak against clubs because you feel entitlement, then you have legends so if you don’t play, leave because everyone is wrong. No, stay and FIGHT, I have the feeling we need to fight against this feeling.

"I’m the first one to say I’m failing. Outside the pitch I guarantee I’m not failing this club. We forget the players what it means to play for Man United, we as a club forget sometimes who we are. It’s the environment, the kids feel entitled and free to respond to the manager with a picture.

"My office is open but nobody is coming to me. We need to change as a club. I didn’t say anything wrong, I spoke about how the luck of playing for Man United. Sometimes you play for Man United and see different realities and you understand football can be so different. That was my point."