Thomas Hawks

Land surveyor • Moving one hundredth at a time • Family is Boss • Dawgs on top, Lions are my Pride • Proud Sthrn Dem, ought to get a rich man to vote like that

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@elbuckner Correct, there’s we are and you are garnering most of the attention. But they always forget about you all similar to the same apostrophe.

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

I can’t hate this, I want to, but clever

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@RepThomasMassie It’s their dear leader Thomas
Cool ass name btw

[Wholesome @wholesome_X_]

Life is more beautiful when you have friends who know how to be friends.

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

Is why I’m an introvert

[𝕰𝖒𝕲 @Emilio2763]

Literal HELL on Earth…

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@thomas_garrard I highly recommend you cook that sausage before adding to a ceramic pot

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

Ayyy Lane Thomas, even the great Hank Hill says Swing The Bat!

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@Wes_nship The crust, after dipping in your preferred hot sauce

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@ClaudesBBQ Tallow unavailable, what’s the next best oil to fry chicken?

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

This much is true, they’ll eventually get their taxes when title is transferred

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

Anyone over 65 should NOT have to pay property tax on their home.

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@IAMBARNINGHARD 15 yd penalty for steak on a blackstone

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@AuntySteela @MarkZinno I’m have faith in Stetson due to his achievements

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

With so much happening in 2026, this has been the least inspiring season of imminent football, becoming oblivious, tunnel vision for me
Dawgs will still prevail, call it peace of mind

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@ClaudesBBQ But I responded on Twitter, is this the Matrix alternate?

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@oldguy_steve Once I went through checkout with a cashier just to avoid the bullshit, was still stopped on my exit because “we had a cashier involved in tricks”
It’s why I don’t shop at places anymore, ain’t worth it

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@jrlowry007 Injury prone in Boston, and we got him for one Grissom

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@BudLightSadness Pro tip: smoke your bologna

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@equine__dentist I see the toaster food, what’s that underneath?

[Thomas Hawks @ThomasG_MZ]

@marygonza24 Who’s doing the dishes😂