physical organic chemists doing intense thermodynamic and electrostatic calculations but haven’t had a date in years like bro you’re worried about the wrong physical chemistry
I wish mythbusters was still running because then I could sell them my car and get to watch them blow it up, it’s the only way my car deserves to go out
Excited to share my thesis work: Discovering chromatin dysregulation induced by protein-coding perturbations at scale
Reading DNA is fast and high-throughput. Discovering mechanisms is slow and low-throughput. A 🧵 on how we addressed this 1/10
https://t.co/DkcxvOFS5Z
first year grad students not able to hold a conversation but keep saying stuff like “my fiancé this my fiancé that” like bro you’re worried about the wrong social engagement
very fitting of my car to make it all the way to San Diego only for the axle to snap off of the car while overlooking the ocean, as if to tell me it has taken me as far as it could and it would like to leave this world on its own terms
shopping for mattresses is utterly ridiculous “12 month financing” “chat with a sleep expert today”??? my ancestors slept on the cold wet floor of a cave 20,000 years ago and now you’re asking me to finance a mattress and get coached on how to sleep? wtf are you guys on
sometimes I wonder why I love Star Wars so much and then I remember that this picture exists of me at Disney world fighting darth vader when I was 4 years old