Thomas 🦅😎

full time hibernator

[Thomas 🦅😎 @thomashvizda]

you can meet new friends anywhere you go

[Thomas 🦅😎 @thomashvizda]

@emmabanana5 @yuuayy22 @wienerwilson everywhere I go I see him

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Thomas 🦅😎 @thomashvizda]

who the hell made converse 70 bucks that's a 40 dollar shoe at most

[DoBBy @LargestAdultSon]

one thing i learned from cky and jackass is that you really can jump off the roof of a house into a bush and be perfectly fine

[hanson o'haver @HansonOHaver]

feels like we're in a cultural and regulatory environment — not to mention the last 15 years of food science innovation — that some company could have another go at mixing alcohol with caffeine

[garrett @jalenreagors]

They threw eggs at Patullo’s house lmfao I would’ve thrown frag grenades

[zantae 🦇 @DeathAngelUSA]

every single one of the 30 or so energy drinks to have hit the market in the past decade are far too sweet and none understand that the reason Red Bull remains at the top with the strongest brand recognition is largely because it tastes like chemicals

[Thomas 🦅😎 @thomashvizda]

I love falling down stairs

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Sorry but that trailer for The Odyssey was way way off. Not one person who talked with a Southern accent and nobody was singing Man of Constant Sorrow

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

America Railroad Jr who else

[Thomas 🦅😎 @thomashvizda]

snoopy i failed you

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball Fact: What little joy I had left in my life is now gone

[christover @bored2die]

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

[Thomas 🦅😎 @thomashvizda]

@emmabanana5 trendsetter

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

KYLE FOR A MILE AND THE ALL-STAR GAME WIN

[Pangzai @hebeipangzai]

The happiness of a middle-aged man after work is so simple

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Sun Cucks when they see a real Burn Bro…

[emma @emmabanana5]

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