Thomas Isler

[Chappatte Cartoons @PatChappatte]

Boy, the book in german looks good! Can be ordered here 👉 https://t.co/WuWh5gyeCr

[TITANIC @titanic]

Das neue Heft ist da! ⏬
Print: https://t.co/apUwpFuAUM
PDF: https://t.co/8D6vuVjCUa
Abo: https://t.co/2C9dE2pErr
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[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

There is nothing more pathetic or contemptible than watching Russians launch what they thought would be a short splendid war to crush Ukraine in a matter of days, only to fail spectacularly in their blitzkrieg.

They wiped entire Ukrainian cities and regions off the face of the earth, committed an unimaginable number of war crimes, plunged Ukraine into darkness and freezing cold during the harshest winter on record, spent years bringing down apartment buildings with sleeping families inside night after night, destroyed supermarkets, children’s hospitals, theaters, and libraries, historic monuments, churches, and cathedrals, murdered people, beheaded and castrated prisoners of war on camera, executed and burned civilians, tortured them, and left mass graves behind.

And now they are hysterically wringing their hands and crying to the heavens because Ukraine is burning down warehouses full of Chinese junk meant for online sales.

“Why is this happening to us? How can there ever be peace with this Ukraine? They hate us!”

Fucking disgusting and pathetic.

[Brims @UTDbrims]

🗣️Marc Cucurella: I’m still shocked by what happened between me and Leo Messi during the World Cup final.

I explained to Messi that Cubarsí had injured his mouth, but instead, he told the referee that I was covering my mouth to direct a racist insult at him and pushed for me to be sent off with a red card.

That moment completely changed the way I saw him. It showed me that even the King of Football can make decisions that many people would see as unfair. For me, that incident lacked the sportsmanship and class expected from a player of his stature, and I simply cannot respect that.

It made me question the fairness of everything that happened that day. Winning is important, but honesty and integrity should always come first. When someone misrepresents your words to gain an advantage, it’s hard to look at them the same way again.

Cristiano Ronaldo has been my idol since I was a child, and nothing has changed that. I admire his discipline, mentality, and relentless work ethic. In my eyes, he built his legacy through dedication, perseverance, and merit alone, that is why Cristiano Ronaldo will always be my greatest football inspiration.

[AlterEgo🇪🇦 @ultraheroe12]

Un marrullero como deportista y una basura como persona. https://t.co/4TvNroJfnU

[MatheusFla @_matheusfla]

Uma das maiores covardias que eu já vi um jogador fazer numa Copa do Mundo. Ainda mais sendo uma final...

Messi tentando cavar uma expulsão do Cucurella do nada.

Que coisa de mau caráter. https://t.co/PnJSuOEaL0

[𝔸𝕣𝕖𝕫𝕟𝕠 🦋 @Arezno]

“Hola, no me conocéis, soy Unai Simón, el portero de la selección española”

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

World Cup Exit Reactions:

🇰🇷South Korea: immediate national inquiry, special tribunal. Coach canceled from polite society

🇳🇴Norway: Massive rowing party in downtown Oslo. Everyone’s drunk on aquavit and happy

🇺🇸USA: sorry? what is this sport? oh right, it's gay anyway

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿England: TUCHEL OUT in 48-point Impact font on the front pages and endless streams of commentators dissecting the 4-2-3-1 formation. Total self-flagellation and promises to never believe that football's ever coming home again

🇧🇷Brazil: 18,000-word philosophical treatises tracing the decline of the Seleção to the rise of neopentecostalism

🇯🇵Japan: Coach performs polite post-match bow; promises to further develop youth academies and do better

🇩🇪Germany: Emergency DFB (Deutscher Fußball-Bund) Summit to analyze what went wrong with soul-searching German efficiency and thoroughness. Already produced tactical white paper titled “Gegenpressing 2.0: Rebuilding the German Soul.”

🇦🇷Argentina:

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Argentina not only lost the final.

First time ever I see a team ruining the winners celebration.

Shame on Argentina

[Francis Foster @francisjfoster]

I recorded this a couple of days ago.
Was I wrong????????

[Dr. Calum Miller @DrCalumMiller]

No amount of skill makes up for a bad character.

Messi tried to get his opponent sent off for doing nothing wrong.

A shameful way to end a glittering career. We can be glad he lost.

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

🇦🇷 Alguien ha hecho un resumen de 13 minutos con todas las acciones sucias de los argentinos en la final.

Vídeo de jugar al fútbol no hay, eso sí. https://t.co/g8ReZ2cWCO

[Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann @MAStrackZi]

Man kann beim Thema Leihmutterschaft sehr unterschiedlicher Meinung sein. Wer aber als Minister die Leihmutterschaft in Deutschland stets abgelehnt hat, sich dann aber dank Status und Vermögen über den Umweg USA selbst über dieses Verbot hinwegsetzt, ist schlicht ein Heuchler. Jens Spahn ist als Politiker und CDU/CSU-Fraktionsvorsitzender untragbar.

[Francesco @Francesco_3941]

Dodici anni fa, il 17 luglio 2014, la Russia abbatteva il volo MH17, uccidendo 283 passeggeri e 15 membri dell’equipaggio.

Il Cremlino accusò l’Ucraina.

Dodici anni di crimini.
Dodici anni di menzogne.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

FIFA President Gianni Infantino has held talks with Donald Trump over the possibility of the US being given a 1 goal head start in their World Cup tie against Belgium as a “gesture of goodwill.”

[🫃🏼💉🇺🇦🇮🇷🇨🇺Hollaria Briden, Esq. @HollyBriden]

BREAKING: FIFA announces Monday night’s referee:

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

AI, but this has the ring of truth for once...

[Nico Lange @nicolange_]

Schröder sei "weder aktuell noch in absehbarer Zeit den körperlichen und psychischen Belastungen durch eine längere – insbesondere öffentliche – Befragung in einem Untersuchungsausschuss gewachsen".

[Lisa Forte @LisaForteUK]

Nailed it