TJB

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[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[TJB @thomasjberry]

@ian_hindmarch Don’t get me started on energy bills mate, we should have listened more in school

[TJB @thomasjberry]

@ian_hindmarch We’re really old

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The party is over @BorisJohnson.

Resign.

[TJB @thomasjberry]

@mollspilsbury Can you get me some beer from the shop

[TJB @thomasjberry]

Curry gotta be MVP this year what he’s done is a joke

[TJB @thomasjberry]

@ShaunBradders Lad mine's not even half that MB and never have problems that'll be well fast haha

[SHAQ @SHAQ]

There’s no words to express the pain Im going through with this tragedy of loosing my neice Gigi & my brother @kobebryant I love u and u will be missed. My condolences goes out to the Bryant family and the families of the other passengers on board. IM SICK RIGHT NOW

[TJB @thomasjberry]

“Ok Google, play Justin Bieber best hits” 26 going on 12

[Danny Priestley @DannyPriestley]

Me: Well, it's 3am, I should really put my phone down and go to sleep.

Youtube: Top ten bizarre scuba diving encounters?

Me:

[TJB @thomasjberry]

Outcast once again 👍

[TJB @thomasjberry]

👼

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Incredibly sad to hear that Luis Enrique’s 9-year-old daughter, Xana, has died of cancer. He said she “will be the star that guides our family”.

[AP 🇧🇷 @yxngbaz]

“Jordan Who”

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

fuckin stay doon

[TJB @thomasjberry]

@mollspilsbury you when you think I’m in the cabin but I’m at the all night buffet

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

When ye tell the mrs ur just sitting in looking after the dog n she finds out ur at the pub

[Andy Walker @_andywalker_]

This is class

[TJB @thomasjberry]

@mollspilsbury Don’t blame me for falling asleep on the sofa blame this

[TJB @thomasjberry]

Why are girls like radiators in summer 😓

[TJB @thomasjberry]

Be positive