Thomas Jaspers

I'm not everybody's cup of tea. You can listen to me on two very different podcasts: Granny Bingo Wireless and @GaysRevolting. All views are my own.

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@samxmcgowan I literally re-downloaded Twitter to send you this

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sorry what is this film’s marketing budget??!

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Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo are very patient people

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50 shows! Very proud of this.
https://t.co/nACKdyJW7H

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I’ve had my license for a year now but occasionally I still accidentally hop in the passenger seat and then have to sit there for a bit pretending to wait for the driver so no one realises what I’ve done.

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My Grindr profile name:

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@DJDanMurphy 😂

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Lovely review of our @melbournefringe show! Only 4 days left to see it Melbourne, don’t miss out!
https://t.co/DIzASjtMrW

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Oh this is just too sad. ❤️❤️❤️

[Guardian Australia @GuardianAus]

Remembering Jack Colwell: an astonishing musical talent, and a generous and loyal friend https://t.co/BqDgiFqnth

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"‘Fountain Lakes In Lockdown: A Drag Parody Play’ should tour forever. It’s intelligent, well-written, exceptionally performed, side-splittingly funny, and a fitting homage to an iconic series."

https://t.co/Ybnp7GOZvu

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@samxmcgowan

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Actually not ok with Maggie Smith passing. If any twink mentions Harry porter I give you permission to punch them

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Att: Gays: Maggie Smith has past. Enact operation anything but sister act 2.

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@geraldinequinn @sydneyfringe @SydOperaHouse @melbournefringe @Bris_Powerhouse But I’m glad I got to use the sentence ‘hissy fits from far right snowflakes’

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Every time we receive a death threat I add an extra show at the Opera House.

https://t.co/WQE5tFpc9Q

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@glenhosking @sydneyfringe @SydOperaHouse @melbournefringe @Bris_Powerhouse ❤️❤️❤️ that’s the biggest compliment a show can get! Thank you!! Xx

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Melbourne spunk rats! To celebrate the @melbournefringe program going on sale they’re offering 25% off on all tickets (except previews) BUT there’s a limited amount and you have to book before 6pm Sunday to get them. Head to https://t.co/zq0NjmJyP4 and pick yours up toot suite!

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Make sure you pick up a copy of QNews and read my interview about the upcoming Fountain Lakes In Lockdown: A Drag Parody Play tour!
Got ya tickets yet? https://t.co/zq0NjmJ0Zw

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Some people use illegal streaming sites to watch leaked copies of the newest action man films, I’m here desperately searching for old episodes of Wife Swap UK