Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy

2009 pop warner player of the year | Part time DUI defense attorney | Amateur arm-wrestler

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Open bar? Don’t mind if I do

#ponyboy
#bar

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Twist my arm - nice to meet you vinaigrette

#cum
#นาฏราชครั้งที่16
#ponyboy

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

@escapefrommelos I like my girls slightly ugly like this #would
#lampyeffect #marchmadness

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Walter Clayton Jr fuckin sucks, refs fixed the game. Argue with a wall.

#Ncaa
#MarchMadness
#prollywould

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

If you can’t bench 225, dip Copenhagen straight, and knock out your brother in law…

Ur girlfriend is cheating on you

#คิมซูฮยอน
#DonaldTrump
#SEC

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

This era of basketball is soft as baby shit…

Unreal flagrant review in Florida game rn.

#Florida
#TexasTech
#MarchMadness
#Ncaa

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Wtf was the tech foul on BYU?? Am I missing something?

#MarchMadness
#Alabama
#BYU

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

100% travel on Marylands game winning shot. NCAA hates upsets.
#Maryland
#MarchMadness
#ColoradoState
#Ncaabasketball

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

The WCC is a poor man’s Big East conference.

#NCAA
#MarchMadness
#BigEast

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Clemson may not even score 20 by the end of the half. Looks like a high school basketball team playing against the globetrotters.

#clemson
#mcneese
#MarchMadness2025
#basketball

[Cleetus “Meat Beater” Williams @CleetusIV_REAL]

The #LampyEffect in full effect in Louisville V Creighton today.

ACC boosters across the nation are shaking like a dog shiting razor blades after the Creighton Bluejays just completely took over today’s game.

#ThisIsMarch
#ReyneSmithFakedTheInjury
#CreightonBBall

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Louisville coach exemplifies the frustration from within the dying conference that is the ACC.

Big East and Creighton showing who’s truly dominant in March!

#NCAATournament
#Creighton
#Louisville
#MarchMadness

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Over half of Auburn’s basketball roster is comprised of transfers… the NIL impact is bigger than you think.

#NCAATournament
#MarchMadness2025
#NIL
#ThisIsMarch

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

The ACC is a dying conference. I wouldn’t be surprised if they disintegrate within the next 5 years.

#basketball
#Creighton
#marchmadness
#Louisville

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Mid tier Big East teams > mid tier SEC basketball teams.

Teams that retain players for 4 years will typically come out on top. Look at Xavier vs Texas.

Another reason why Big East/old style ball programs are more appealing to watch.

#Xavier
#Marchmadness
#basketball

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

Someone get the Alabama State head coach a glass of water. Sounds like he’s in pain.

#marchmadness
#ncaa
#unc
#alabamastate

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

European cockiness most definitely applies to beer

#beer
#IPA
#AlabamaState

[Thomas “Pony Boy” Lampy @ThomasLampy]

The NCAA Committee is SNUBBING teams and using this UNC selection to distract us from the fact that the SEC snd NIL money is ruining college Bball.

What happened to teams like Georgetown and ‘Nova? They can’t compete with SEC money!

#MarchMadness
#Conspiracy