it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes

the all new and improved tweet machine, this time with even more shitposts. EXTRA DEPRESSING. 3X MEANER. behind the scenes self-hate. nb boi. he/him

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

i paid this gangster to “get rid of my wife” and now shes literally divorcing me for him..

this is not what I meant at all. been sobbing and throwing up all week. i thought he was just going to kill her.

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

wolf in sheep’s clothing??

um this is chinchilla bitch

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

we all on the spectrum, I’m just on that part with all da ballers n players n gangstas n hoez n shiii

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

Carl Marks was not the gross ugly fat bearded man that you see in photos, that’s just capitalist propaganda.

He was actually a slender they/them catboy twink just like us. The bourgeoisie don’t want us to know the truth, because they’re afraid we might identify with it.

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

me: I’m really trying to cut down on my single used plastic use

her: you still have to use a condom

me: pleeeeeease!

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

I’m like Spider-Man shooting thick ole’ jizz webs all over nyc

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

I don’t even need to hear the sirens sing to crash my boat into the rocks.. I’m just having those types of feelings rn

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

I grew up extremely poor with eight brothers and sisters. We didn’t have anything except each other, and that was the worst part.

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

Being stuck behind a speed limit enjoyer when you’re in a hurry is torture.. can’t get mad at him but damn

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Platner? I hardly know her and certainly don’t have her consent

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

Chud is only one letter away from Chad and the only thing that needs to change is u

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

You think it’s hot this summer? Wait until you’re burning in hell for being a lying cheating bitch *sobbing* oh my god I loved you Helen!

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

slimy bum ass hoes be like put yourself in my shoes.. naaah I don’t want fungus bitch

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

It worked! It’s a few days earlier, but I’ve escaped.

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

can’t decide if i wanna go out and be anxious the whole time or stay home and have fomo

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

don’t do drugs… weed, molly, shrooms, acid, alcohol, and even adderall made me gay

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

this old man next to me in the dungeon has been imprisoned almost twice as long as me yet he’s still wearing the same rusty chains they gave him on day one.. meanwhile i’ve been hustling 25/7 & just upgraded my gold chains to diamond encrusted gold chains.. this could be you too

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

Why don’t people with Tourette’s ever say nice things?

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

i hate daylight saving… the hour we lost was the one where i was literally about to fold my laundry and put it away

[it be like 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 sometimes @thomaslawless]

my gramma telling me to keep $5 in my pocket in case i see acute girl so i can buy her flowers… smfh these girls want coke old man