thomas

Quirky, sports addict, anime lover, food connoisseur, zoya praiser 🤪

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Nothing like hearing a man talk about his craft

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Shai is on the floor after every shot. Just gets old.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

One direction kinda tuff.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Just turned on my electric toothbrush and the toothpaste went everywhere. I don’t even know why I have an electric toothbrush. I don’t even think I’m going to leave my apartment anymore. I’m such a fraud.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Pt2. … I have just realized that I have been using detergent packs intended the washer for the DISHwasher. Like the stuff to clean your clothes. Not my finest moment.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Pt.1)2 things both dishes related. Number 1: I hate cleaning the spoons they spray all the nasty water on you and your clothes. I have given up I now wash my dishes shirtless and take a shower after. Pick and choose ur battles. Number 2: I have 2 pods left and I just realized…

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Me and hal decided to take a shot every time they mentioned LeBron’s age. I just woke up in the ER getting my stomach pumped.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Idc what anyone says. CD is a great WR and a true leader. He knows he fucked up and he carries the burden of a loss. He wants to win and I respect that. - 9er fan

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Going over board the bow of a ship during a great day out on the Ohio river is up there with worst ways to go.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

St. John’s game is just miserable. Fouls every 5 seconds.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

This just in: I just got word that Jay Bilas rips coffee zynachicnos. Unfortunately the mg is still TBD.

[AB @AB84]

Bro the Kendrick halftime show is gonna be so good..

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Make up call. These refs suck

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

That was the worst offensive PI call I have ever seen in my entire 21 years living on earth. The antics have already started. 😐

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

He couldn’t see noooo!!! #Commanders
JD5 just having fun

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Matthew Corbett you greasy fuck. You thought things were bad before? The bounty just doubled. No tripled for your head. Watch your back. We are coming.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Greatest Comebacks of the 21ST Century:
3. Cavs 2016
2. Patriots 2017
1. Me at the Atlanta Airport 2025

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Costa Rica sucks.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Costa Rica sucks.

[thomas @thomaslitboy]

Portable chargers aren’t for convenience they are for necessity (Hal). If there is a outlet use it.