tho-mas

Auto-diag Dux bellorum

[CAILLOU @CAILLOUU_LOL]

frites sauce pâte thermique zehma t un processeur ou quoi

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: im so wet
me: [just sneezed while eating soup] im so sorry

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[Missus™️ @girl08022006]

This is my last year being retarded

[✧rachel✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

one of my coworkers was born without a body. he's a light breeze & a slight fluctuation in temperature.

[Rich Plaza @RageDisease]

Wearing this on a date and wordlessly adjusting it every few seconds

[Waltjan @Waltjan9]

When your gargoyle is thirsty

[tranzorbital @algae99847]

the hydrogen bomb has to die to kill the coughing baby. that says a lot more about the baby's strength than the bomb's.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

no offence

[Métabrouteur @Metabrouteur]

Je discute avec un escroc du net qui fait de l'arnaque à la romance.

Tout à coup , alors qu'il me menacait, je l'arrête: je lui dis que son profil est cramé.

THREAD ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

[Elise 🍒🍒♱ @AdolphsonFalkk]

No that's fine I just imagined it would be a bit bigger

[fishious @fishquichee]

Hey *gently puts a cup over you and slides a piece of paper underneath*

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

Nigga built like a pez dispenser

[P@blo @EscobumpGaviria]

it’s better to cum a shitload than to shit a cumload

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.

[✩✩✩ @vlaaaadyss]

me gusta el piercing del pezón pq sabe a moneda y a mi me encantan las tetas y el dinero

[星畔 @well_to_ocean]

ちんぽって大きさも向きもあるからベクトルだよね

[VINTAGE @CarSighting]

man