Thomas Wagner

Something is real

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Hang on I gotta roll these fruit snacks around in my palm like dice before I eat them.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

This speciality fruit is sold at the absolutely stunning price of three dollars

[The Great Translation Movement 大翻译运动 @TGTM_Official]

Japan spent 17 years developing its premium “Red Princess” citrus, priced at ¥500 each. Just months after launch, Chinese sellers flooded Taobao with stolen saplings grown in China.

When confronted, one Chinese farmer smirked on camera: “Don’t you also hope that Chinese people can eat delicious fruit?

Ehime farmers and officials are left heartbroken and powerless.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

New ownership ruined this place. Food is measurably worse and the ambiance is possibly the worst of any restaurant in the entire country. Like tech-bro Applebee’s.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Skinamarink and now this… Feels damning that the only popular Gen Z contributions to film are basically vaporwave compilation youtube video backgrounds. I’d say the millenials are right about us but the best they can churn out is Zach Cregger so maybe we’re just screwed.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘THE BACKROOMS’ movie has been released.

In theaters on May 29.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

It’s awesome that my take on Eddington is actually better and more nuanced than anyone elses

[noah latty @noalatte]

in case you missed it! berlindia in The New Yorker! https://t.co/O0k2OCJi9d

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

*Produces cosmic horror*

Oh no! My bear!

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Look guys… I know it’s fun to do this. Academically interesting even. But this is so unbelievably incorrect it’s bordering on disrespectful to Mary Shelley.

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

in the novel this is because Victor is creating The Monster as an idealised lover and the second it awakens he realises its his son

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Funny to read his insistence on making the monster larger than a normal man as just wanting a big penis though.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Don’t really know what the big deal is here. Guys who look and dress like this have always sucked, get real. Guy on the right begged to argue against women’s suffrage in debate class and the left went libertarian the second time a girl he asked to prom called him huggable.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Maybe Emilia Perez should win best picture. A little spice. Feel like Green Book wasn’t bad enough to be Crash 2.0.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

“What does Timothee have to do to win an award?” Give a better performance than anyone else that year.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Don’t understand the inability to appreciate art and be critical of it. I liked Anora a lot, but it cemented for me that Sean Baker is actually a conservative filmmaker who feels pity for his subjects not empathy.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Deleted Alex Garland snark bc it was making people show up on my tl who liked Annihilation which is worse than being true to myself.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Which continent do you guys think Russia is on?

[maxie (colonizer) 🥩 @maxies_back]

HUGE news for Russian Jews everywhere: you are now Asian :D

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

“Our greatest living Shakespearean takes on Shakespeare’s greatest role…” Denzel already played Macbeth

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Social media meta needs to swing back towards LA soon before the collective dream life of Gen Z is swallowed up by slinging a ratty white sweater over your shoulders in lower manhattan. I’d take hype houses again over this.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

“It’s vital green space!” about some tufty grass and a bunch of cheap concrete statues from Lowe’s

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

Looking at some pictures of Elizabeth Street Garden because of the discourse and what’s funny to me is that it’s a really ugly park.

[Thomas Wagner @thomaslwagner]

French Onion Sun Chips. Curious case. The name french onion suggests caramelization, Broiled cheese, soggy bread, beef broth. Left side of the bag is a bowl of sour cream and onion dip, very different. Right side is a scallion, used in neither french onion soup nor SC&Onion dip.