Thomas Minto Milsom

Lots and lots of miniature thoughts.

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Wondering what to cook for dinner. #RnE4eva

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Somebody has to tweet the pancake for the dog: Rachel and Eric are such characters. One-hundred and forty characters, to be exact. #RnE4eva

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

You write the funny speech. I'm in New Mexico getting sober.

#RnE4eva

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Thanks @sarahlutkenhaus for demonstrating that "biotch" autocorrects to "biotech."

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

New tongue twister: Fixed Fantasy vs. Fantasy in Flux

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Life imitates non-life, and that's how it becomes matter.

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

The smaller the shop, the lamer you are for wearing your headphones in it.

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

In rain like this, Dumbo smells like poop.

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Making my peace with Sonic Youth and liking it.

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Fifth pass through The Wire. Any enthusiasts, see The House I Live In. #thehouseilivein

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

New York Wine Lake in effect today. Jesus.
#portfolioverload

[Blanc & Rouge @BlancRouge]

Free Wednesday night wine tasting! 6-8pm
Blanc & Rouge, 81 Washington St. DUMBO

Stop by tonight and we can... http://t.co/RwUDy4MxNU

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

One's mere Frenchness does not confer oenological wisdom. #Ilovewine #ilovefranceanyhow

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Just saw the most upright, realistic commercial ever. Good for you, Luvs. http://t.co/m6cLqRO5B9 #I'mnotmerelyapplaudingboobs

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Must one count himself in his rolling depth?

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Black comics: watch Richard Pryor on Ed Sullivan to learn the white voice with complete fidelity.

#Thirteen

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

George Burns on Ed Sullivan: so dirty.

#Thirteen

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Be we in Laris or in Pansing...

[Thomas Minto Milsom @thomasmilsom]

Smugglin' tiny currants tonight.