Thomas Newsty

Memes and American dreams. fuck Boss Tweed

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

We're taking it back

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

He is back @jschlatt @CallMeCarsonYT

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I promise not to do this to Greenland!

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

Put some respect on Matt's name

[🅱️🍚 @_YoungGoat]

Black dude in the orange shirt will beat you tf up in boxing too

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

"Douglass— you know him, Frederick Douglass... the great Frederick Douglass"

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

@peta @chloexhalle Wrong movie dummies

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

100% of people who use "Orwellian" as an adjective don't know who Eric Blair is

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

He failed to correct himself when asked, "I don't know, *can* you?"

[CNN @CNN]

This mom says her son was not allowed to go to the restroom at his school and instead had to wear two plastic garbage bags and sit in his urine-soaked clothing https://t.co/WVhkK1s5dE

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

But... They painted themselves... So that they weren't...

[PETA @peta]

LIVE: Body-positive women are painted like animals to ask everyone to be comfortable in their OWN skin! #IWD2019 https://t.co/CJdev8SvA4

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

Modern socialists were sent by Russia to denuclearize America

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

The koup klux klan

[CNN @CNN]

One of the largest neo-Nazi groups in America has a new president: a black man intent on destorying it https://t.co/UpCiHhBa7i

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

So fresh, so face

[CNN @CNN]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will become a superhero in a new comic book https://t.co/JBP8UWZwtd

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

I call the Huffington Post "The Underwear of Journalism"

[POPDUST @Popdust]

The Huffington Post Calls Them: "The Apple Of Underwear"

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

I feel like this has been the meta for female comics for a while now

[Allahpundit @allahpundit]

Post-comedy comedy https://t.co/ww1T8dK2LS

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

"baby boy?" I thought it wasn't supposed to be a person until it could vote D

[CNN @CNN]

After five months in the ICU, the world's tiniest baby boy has left the hospital https://t.co/OI40XKzDpV

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

Hippos are hecking scary

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

Am I missing the "Democrats pounce on AOC" headlines?

[John Anzalone @JohnAnzo]

My main gripe about AOC is that while I respect her voice in the party, I don't think she respects mine or anyone else's who differs with her on policy or comes from a different political electoral reality. https://t.co/zzpvrNKKUe

[Thomas Newsty @ThomasNasty]

The scent of Harambe. Millennials just miss him so damn much

[Will Sommer @willsommer]

Mike Cernovich is now selling a “Gorilla Youth Serum.”