Thomas Paine

Bronsexual - Common sense knower - know tortfeasor

[Thomas Paine @ThomasPain74]

Does anyone wanna be friends with me

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Have u guys heard of this girl Tate McRae? This is getting out of hand atp

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@graylittlejh #expand

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@colletingbitchs Maybe it’s because your Twitter handle is “Collette fagina rider”

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The ugliest hoes wanna be a Jane Doe victim so bad

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I mean habibti is a ridiculous album with these new songs. Dude just makes better and better music as he ages

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History repeats itself but I don’t

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@stickypee69 So bad

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The most insufferable woman on the planet

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Joey Votto needs to put down the microphone

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@Philly__Nation 1.) it was never stubbs making Nola pitch well. 2.) Garrett stubbs is not a Major League Baseball player. 3.) if wheeler was available today, it’s manager malpractice to not start him

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@Real__Sensei Same

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Solar Eclipse

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October is all about me cuz your turn should’ve been over

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You should wake up with me this weekend

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I set an alarm an hour before I need to in order to have time to scroll reels in bed

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@ArcainiLuke Luke we’re all watching the fucking game. You don’t need to tweet this

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@i_knowball69 @TMZ Can’t believe this mf stole baby M from Drake

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“Heard a drake song the other night and thought of you” from a girl in my class

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God I forgot how much playoff baseball made me hate everything and everyone

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@12planejane12 Not sure how it’s possible to be an eagles and a Red Sox fan