Every vibe coder's SEO prompt:
"Google isn't showing my vibe-coded website.
- Render it server-side.
- Generate a sitemap.
- Submit it to Search Console.
- Unblock Googlebot in robots.txt.
- Delete the noindex tags.
- Kill the redirect chains.
- Fix the 404s.
- Add canonical tags.
- Write a meta description for every page.
- One H1 per page.
- Add FAQ schema.
- Add breadcrumbs.
- Link the orphan pages.
- Alt text on every image.
- Convert images to WebP.
- Fix the layout shifts.
- Load in under 2 seconds.
- Remove the obvious AI slop.
- Add a real author bio.
- Get quality backlinks.
Rank #1 by Friday. Make no mistakes."
Funny thing is, this is actually the whole SEO checklist.
Bookmark it. Paste it into Claude Code. Then do the last two yourself.
i built a skill to un-slop AI-looking apps
most AI-generated UIs still have the same problem:
they look polished, but they also look obviously AI-made
same cards
same gradients
same generic “modern app” layout
same zero-personality design
so this skill forces claude to actually think differently than it would normally do
→ starts from a real visual concept
→ explores 3 different directions
→ picks one coherent design language
→ renders the screens at iPhone size
→ scans the result for obvious AI-slop patterns
→ critiques and refines it before you ship
when everyone is shipping ai slop apps, yours has to be different to succeed
i’m giving the full skill away for free
rt + comment “stop slop” and i’ll send it over
(follow so i can dm)
@joelwatsonfish Currently, humans use natural language to drive AI development, so what humans need to maintain is natural language. AI generates and maintains the code, which is why AI needs to read code. For humans to also read code would be mentally taxing and completely unnecessary.