hawktom

polite menace.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

my wife’s family sent an article and said they were worried about her going to mexico on vacation because it could be dangerous, so i made the second photo and sent it to them.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

star wars big wigs would be smart to freeze the mandalorian in carbonite for movies 789 and wake him up with an older talking grogu who has been training the whole time with a jedi.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

overheard some teens at the gym tonight talking about a houseboat

“bro it’s genuinely a house on a boat.”

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@DiscussingFilm i wrote and directed this exact movie in high school as a group multi-media project. curry barker must be a big squiresbros fan. https://t.co/Z1A0TVdLcX

[hawktom @thomasquires]

i think about this tweet every mother’s day without fail

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Straight #JERKIN it to these pics you’re posting of your moms.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@PlayoffKings devin carter confirmed to be working out with hedo turkoglu this offseason 👀

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Hi Riley!

Democrat @SenWhitehouse recently introduced a bill that would create a federal public insurance option that would not only reduce your out-of-pocket cost, but also simplify the billing process. Instead of being obsessed with transgender people perhaps write a letter to your congressman on topics that actually matter?

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

2027 will be the year of the fat fast food CEOs.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

doctor said i should be worried about my BMI, right now all i’m worried about who is gonna B-MY-VALENTINE

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@SleeperSacKings you don’t need to protect a dude who signed a vet minimum post training camp

[Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes]

No seriously what did Bad Bunny do for people to be mad at?
He had fine women
He had a male and female gender wedding
He had the USA flag lead the way
He said God Bless America for goodness sake

If people still pretending to be mad at it, I’m sorry but..you might be racist 😅

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨

The White House has gone into code red high alert after it was announced that countries from the European Union will be investigating crimes committed by Jeffrey Epstein.

Donald Trump is likely to be implicated without the protection from his DOJ.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@MagnusSav i’d rather have monte mcnair back

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@Suzierizzo1 this is from september 25. i hate the dude too, but stop spreading inaccurate bullshit.

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@SeanCunningham 2 open roster spots heading into the deadline. cardwell to be signed after.

[hawktom @thomasquires]

@boogiecousins he’s going to hate being a sacramento king 🔥 🤣

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Federal taxes paid in 2025:

Tesla : $0
Illegal immigrants: $95,000,000,000

Tell me again who the leech is.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: TYLENOL RESEARCHERS FIND DISTURBING LINK BETWEEN DONALD TRUMP AND JEFFREY EPSTEIN