Thomas Pearson

i talk about things

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

It's a tremendous ocean. The best ocean. Billions and billions of fish. Beautiful fish. They love me. The sharks? Democrats. Very nasty sharks. Nobody knows oceans better than me

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Trump reveals he’s considering renaming either the Pacific or Atlantic Ocean to “Trump Ocean.”

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

I would be more likely to eat food if the photos were taken on a flip phone than the AI generated images that look nothing like what you’re serving

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

@JohnOleske Fucking incredible.

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

Can’t wait for the inevitable headline “THOUSANDS OF CREDIT CARDS LEAKED IN AI HACK”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To buy stuff, you can just take a picture of your credit card, drop it in the chat and Grok @Bot will scour the Internet for the best deal on the item you want and order it

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

What ever happened to Cark

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

@bearbubb Can you fix my webcam too thanks

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

I am begging parents to stop putting their kids school photos through AI to remove watermarks.

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

@M1das_OW2 LOL

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

@SantaDecides Beer

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

I’m now one degree of kevin bacon away from timothee chalamet

[Jordan M @Jordan_MG_]

Tommy calling out drug dealing is like a seagull complaining about chip theft. 😂

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Proud to launch A Radical Labour Vision for the 21st Century - my election manifesto - this morning. Read it here: http://t.co/UvtYh8s98k

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

I love music

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

you can say you love me and still not mean it 🕺🪩

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

@Kitth3goat I wish I was 7 again so I could get two

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

Can’t wait to pay my rent from all this social media money

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

I meant to put this tweet up 2 weeks ago but I keep getting locked out of this account because I don’t use it anymore

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

pre-order Warning Signs by James Marriott, or else!

it’s his best album yet (Deja Vu and Madeline are my faves)

[Thomas Pearson @thomasrpearson_]

https://t.co/3mu7ad6UDr