Tom Ward

Writer - Diary of an Uber Driver, Everything’s Gonna Be Okay, Please like me

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

Whether looking at the internet or my in-laws’ pantry, my self harm remains the same. Allow all the cookies. Allow allow allow.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

I bet all those people who fell in love with ChatGPT are well and truly through the honeymoon period. “Last night wasn’t just a good conversation, it was a game changer”. Oh god. Shut the fuck up. I just asked you for a soup recipe.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

I'm writing on this show and it is so much fun. https://t.co/WmH7QaOSPt

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@tvtonightau oh wait. I see. Okay. very good.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@tvtonightau I hope my son becomes a vet so that one day he too can host a Man O Man reboot.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@Alasdairtb everytime i see your poster i looke at it for 2 whole minutes

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

Imagine starting the band Maroon 5 and that not being the most embarrassing thing you did in your lifetime.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@ninaoyama I never realised that’s what he was implying. I thought he just wanted me to talk to my mum more.

[john cruckshank @johncruckshank]

Watch this

https://t.co/Z3OvJPiHnN

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@johncruckshank "the big van" lol

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

Man, I would be so annoyed if I made a whole documentary about health care fraud in Romania - that every review said was a masterpiece - and then lost the Oscar to some guy who learnt how to love his son from an Octopus

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

Season 2 of @EverythingsOkTV premieres April 8th on @FreeformTV then @hulu and @StanAustralia very quickly after.

[Josh Thomas @JoshThomas87]

And my friend @thomasward from #PleaseLikeMe joined the writers room this year as co-executive producer.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@piersmorgan @AccidentalP

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@theqza I can’t tell you how much I want to read whatever that proposal was that was sent to you.

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

Yaassssss

[Alexei Toliopoulos @ThisisAlexei]

Where #FindingDrago ends... #FindingDesperado begins. On October 30 a new mystery from the ABC's finest investigative documentarians (@iamcameronjames & me) will tug at the thread of an unravelling popular culture based mystery 🍒🎞️📽️

APPLE: https://t.co/nv2HUEp3MC

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@ThisisAlexei Perfect movie

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@Gotthelooke you're my hero

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

@AaronGocs you're cheeky

[Tom Ward @thomasward]

I wrote a show called Diary of an Uber Driver and now there is a German version of that show. Here is the trailer for "Aus dem Tagebuch eines Uber-Fahrers" https://t.co/efk1GvwoUM

[Taika Waititi @TaikaWaititi]

Ka whawhai tonu maatou, ake, ake, ake.