Thomas Holman

ASM at The Home Depot. Baseball nerd. Rangers fan. Trying to stay above the Mendoza Line of life.

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Junior Miller's Coast to Coast program is must listen radio.

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Think the league office would notice if we took 8 of the runs scored tonight and just penciled them into last night's box score?

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Nice job! Jam neutralized!

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I know Dyson is better than that and he will figure it out, but damn. That was a nut punch.

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Sam Malone > Sam Dyson

#cheers

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All we need to do is turn the xbox off before the game is final and this one won't count, right?

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But seriously. Look at the flowers, Dyson.

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It isn't that I wish Dyson harm. I'm just saying I wouldn't be heartbroken if he woke up tomorrow morning missing his right hand.

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Dyson gives me worse heartburn than Wolf Brand Chili.

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Great Nelson Cruz impression, Nomar.

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Is it just me, or are players wearing way more jewelry than in past seasons? Any chance Odor busts out a Flava Flav clock by August?

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Are Nitkowski and Raymond auditioning for an Ambien commercial spot?

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Thanks Perez. I spent 22 hours trying to forget what shitting the bed looked like, but you just refreshed my memory.

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Romo's face in his CBS jacket photo makes me think he's going to do nothing but DeNiro quotes while broadcasting.

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Banny: "Look at the flowers, Sam."

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@YahooCare DM sent

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Anyone else having trouble with getting the player notes to come up in the @yahoofantasy app? Frustrating blank screen for 2 days now...

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Well that shit went south in a hurry.

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I dont blame BJ fans for being butthurt. Nobody wants to see their guys get a beat down and lose. Play better next time. #gorangers

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Bats' beat down is worth every game of the suspension Odor is going to get. Bats was winding back for his own punch and Odor pwned him first