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THOM COMEDY (or BOMB-edy depending on the night) Comic, Exposer of Hypocrisy, and Social Irony. No one or topic is sacred…
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emphasis on the what? or now?

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i think it’s cray that no one believes i wasn’t “classically trained” in ANYthing.

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Probably the same people who pray out loud to nobody….
I mean Alexa.

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Gen-X = Totally + Awesome
Millennial = Literally + Epic
Boomers = Grammar Police #DefundThePolice

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Day_03: it’s coming together…! #pyle special edition. @pyleusa

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I LITERALLY had to walk my mom and step-dad (bonus dad) over the phone, how to HANG UP the phone…WTF I guess they are just used to me hanging up on them, and it hasn’t been an issue until now... #techsupport is supposed to by #millennial sister's job.

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As a #GenX -er, have been called a #latebloomer by a #boomer, so can I start referring to myself as a #lateboomer or did they mean late boomer in the first place, not bloomer? Since it was my mom, might have just been a butt dial #autocorrect thing when she farted.

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Well, you may remember, I DID study at Le Marcel Marceau #Paris International School of #Mimodrama back in 1995. Got kicked out for talking too much.

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I watched a friend of mine (who is fit as shit) eat TWO salads for lunch. Must have been a #cheatday

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i was just outside pissing in my front yard, in solitude, so I thought. then, my neighbor started calling his #greatdane to come inside...come on, come on...then I pretended he was encouraging me and not the dog

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i feel like i need a set of #demitasse spoons #anyone?

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i worked out by eating a dozen donuts. you gotta #putinthework ya’ll #lifegosls

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UpSetMent: Noun. upsetment (countable and uncountable, plural upsetments) The quality of being upset; emotional distress.

I learned a new word today. don't ask how...hahaha. ABC
A-always, B-be, C-Learning

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GO BENGALS!!! or Rams. #SuperBowlLVI