WIFE: You're very quiet. What are you thinking?
ME: They should call the receipt the cashier gives you a 'buyography' and the one from the self-checkouts an 'autobuyography'.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'
To use the Montreal subway, you tap a paper ticket against the turnstile and it opens. But how does it work? And how can the ticket be so cheap that it's disposable? I opened up the tiny NFC chip inside to find out more... 1/15
We should have nonstop celebrations for two weeks between Juneteenth and July 4th and link the holidays together because it would give us a summer festival season, would be patriotic as shit, and Juneteenth celebrates the worst affront to our founding principles being rectified
This is legitimately one of the most unethical things I’ve ever seen from a public official. Thomas was receiving, on average, $200,000 a year in gifts.