kat thomas

a tasty must have

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

@vintagestuff4 are the evil spirits men?

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

@artwithinpod

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

it’s always sharpest before the dawn

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

hey guys guess what

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

@il0vetoads hi I love u

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

she munch on my hausen til I proxy

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

death, taxes & bitches be crazy

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

@il0vetoads the catchphrase of the week

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

y’all ever be eating in public and think “how embarrassing would it be if I choked rn”

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

i <3 airport bartenders

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

decided if I was a drag queen my name would be “penis flytrap” nobody steal it k thanks

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

i love imagining being a fly on the wall watching myself operate alone - like currently I’m doing my makeup for a night out while listening to a podcast about the donner party

[hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib]

my fruity ass dog im crying

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

@il0vetoads it does me too & that’s why I love it fr 🧌

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

the amount of brain cells I consecutively lose is directly correlated to the memes I think are funny

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

hey guys, after some careful consideration, I am going to start tweeting nonsense again.

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

the next public bathroom that doesn’t have the foam soap might be my 13th reason

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

@JankiP5 miss this

[kat thomas @thomkat_]

why do all hot girls date guys that look like golemm