Thom Carvér

Business Analyst

[TIFF @TIFF_NET]

Josh Safdie and Benny Safdie’s UNCUT GEMS, starring @AdamSandler, @IdinaMenzel, Lakeith Stanfield, and @theweeknd. #TIFF19 https://t.co/S7K5bp50sR

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Women have girlfriends, and boyfriends.

If you aren't banging, you are her girlfriend.

[tddaygame @tddaygame]

Usually, it's not love, it's lust combine with lack of other options.

[tddaygame @tddaygame]

If you have a problem - solve it.

If you don't know how - seek help.

If there are few good enough options - pick one at random.

There is no place for whining in decision-making.

[tddaygame @tddaygame]

"Women don't even like harmless men, they hate them. (...) What women want are dangerous men who are civilized." - @jordanbpeterson

[George Bruno | Divorce -Loss Recovery @GeorgeBruno]

Eat with chopsticks.

You'll eat slower.

You'll chew more.

They'll be less "shoveling"

You get fuller faster because you eat slower.

It will slow you down

You'll miraculously taste your food more.

[Freedomain - with Stefan Molyneux, MA @StefanMolyneux]

DATING REALITY 101 PEOPLE:

Men want female fertility, women want male resources.

For women, fertility decreases; for men, resources increase.

Women are born rich, and quickly go broke.

Men are the opposite.

Men age like wine.

Women age like milk.

Wake up & mate up.

[Thom Carvér @thomleoncarver]

@Rich_Cooper Oh well, enjoy lol

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Focus on science.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Morty Illuminated.

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Derelict. h/t: @probzz

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

It's not nonsense at all.

[Thom Carvér @thomleoncarver]

@Dedjinaaaa He know you plotting revenge now, he fucked and told you the truth.

[Thom Carvér @thomleoncarver]

@Dominos_UK WHY DID YOU GIVE A STRANGER MY ADDRESS??? THIS IS A BREACH OF MY PERSONAL INFORMATION HAVE YOU HEARD OF
@ICOnews @GDPR_Coalition @TheGDPR HAVE YOU HEARD OF #GDPR ? WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO SUFFER ABUSE DUE TO A MISTAKE THAT YOUR COMPANY MADE?

[Thom Carvér @thomleoncarver]

@Dominos_UK yesterday evening a pizza arrived at my door that was for another customer, however my address was on the box so I assumed it was one of my house mates, 10 mins later I received a knock on my door from an abusive neighbour who ordered the pizza a few doors down...

[Alexander Amosu @alexanderamosu]

We all have the same 24hrs, let's use it wisely!!

[Thom Carvér @thomleoncarver]

@AskHalifaxBank woke up to this, when I wanted to see my balance #fixit

[ICO - Information Commissioner's Office @ICOnews]

If you're sending electronic marketing messages ✉️(by phone, fax, email or text) you will need to comply with PECR. Here's our guide: https://t.co/rPBBKToQ2M